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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .

Disclaimer: Unless indicated these all belong to Jeff Foxworthy and are taken from his 1997 calendar.

If you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s, you might be a redneck.
If you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay, you might be a redneck.
If your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed, you might be a redneck.
If you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose, you might be a redneck.
If you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader, you might be a redneck.
If that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans, you might be a redneck.
If your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
If you go to your family reunions looking for a date, you might be a redneck.
If you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy, you might be a redneck.
If your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”, you might be a redneck.
If you have an Elvis Jell-O mold, you might be a redneck.
If taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve got more than one dog named “Darryl”, you might be a redneck.
If you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest, you might be a redneck.
If on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill, you might be a redneck.
If your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”, you might be a redneck.
If your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper, you might be a redneck.
If your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin’, you might be a redneck.
If you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines”, you might be a redneck.
If you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year’s Eve party, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company, you might be a redneck.
If you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever valet parked a snow plow, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature, you might be a redneck.
If you break wind in public and blame it on your kid, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies, you might be a redneck.
If there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block, you might be a redneck.
If you have a Bud Light pool-table light hanging over your dining room table, you might be a redneck.
If the strongest smell in your house is butane, you might be a redneck.
If you think paprika is a Third World country, you might be a redneck.
If you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?”, you might be a redneck.
If you go to a stock car race and don’t need a program, you might be a redneck.
If you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother’s an honor student” at the local junior high, you might be a redneck.
If you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre, you might be a redneck.
If you played the banjo in your high school band, you might be a redneck.
If the velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway, you might be a redneck.
If you have no hubcaps on your car because you’re using them to feed your hunting dogs, you might be a redneck.
If you can’t visit relatives without getting mud on your tires, you might be a redneck.
If your mother doesn’t put shoes on to go grocery shopping, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley, you might be a redneck.
If you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures, you might be a redneck.
If anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container, you might be a redneck.
If you don’t think baseball players spit and scratch too much, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House, you might be a redneck.
If your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner, you might be a redneck.
If you owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income, you might be a redneck.



If you’ve ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper, you might be a redneck.
If you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever hollered, “Rock the house, Bubba!” during a piano recital, you might be a redneck.
If your kids’ favorite bedtime story is “Curious George and the High Voltage Fence”, you might be a redneck.
If your watchband is wider than any book you’ve ever read, you might be a redneck.
If you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill, you might be a redneck.
If you time your belches to achieve a personal best, you might be a redneck.
If your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts, you might be a redneck.
If the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite restaurant has the word “eats” anywhere in the name, you might be a redneck.
If there’s graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house, you might be a redneck.
If you have grease under your toenails, you might be a redneck.
If your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull, you might be a redneck.
If the most common phrase you hear at your family reunion is “What the hell are you lookin’ at Diphead?”, you might be a redneck.
If your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn’t, you might be a redneck.
If your mother has more chest hair than your father, you might be a redneck.
If you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug, you might be a redneck.
If you think a manicure is some kind of French doctor, you might be a redneck.
If your mama saves aluminum foil, you might be a redneck.
If you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior, you might be a redneck.
If you clean your house with a water hose, you might be a redneck.
If during the wedding ceremony the minister said, “Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?”, you might be a redneck.
If the game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart, you might be a redneck.
If you pawned your grandfather’s pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend, you might be a redneck.
If you took your coon dogs on your honeymoon, you might be a redneck.
If you drive across town to see a car wreck, you might be a redneck.
If it’s impossible to see food stains on the fabric of your work uniform, you might be a redneck.
If you think that anyone with ten fingers and toes is abnormal, you might be a redneck.
If you need one more hole punched in your card before you get a “freebie” at the House of Tattoos, you might be a redneck.
If you have a personal account of a UFO sighting, you might be a redneck.
If you think a hard drive is driving more than one hour, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever taken a generator and a 27-inch TV camping, you might be a redneck.
If you help booby trap your family’s marijuana crop, you might be a redneck.
If you have ever made a frog-gigging spear, you might be a redneck.
If the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys, you might be a redneck.
If your mother’s only shoes are house slippers, you might be a redneck.
If your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside, you might be a redneck.
If you wear knee-high stockings with a skirt, you might be a redneck.
If you follow the tractor pull circuit, you might be a redneck.
If you have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house, you might be a redneck.
If your primary income involves pigs or manure, you might be a redneck.
If your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states, you might be a redneck.
If you were expelled from summer school, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup, you might be a redneck.
If you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops, you might be a redneck.
If your baby’s crib mobile is made out of beer cans, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever been asked to leave Shoney’s all-you-can-eat breakfast, you might be a redneck.
If you have a grave in your yard, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever stolen toilet paper, you might be a redneck.
If you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding, you might be a redneck.
If your deceased hunting dog’s tombstone is larger than your grandfather’s, you might be a redneck.
If you wake up in the morning already dressed for work, you might be a redneck.
If you think the police can’t see you because your truck is painted camouflage, you might be a redneck.
If your car ashtray is so packed, you can’t get it out, you might be a redneck.
If you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture, you might be a redneck.
If you’re driving a vehicle with no original body parts, you might be a redneck.
If you quit your job because deer season’s fixin’ to start, you might be a redneck.
If your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever gotten into a fist fight over a bowling score, you might be a redneck.
If you’re a member of the “Chaw of the Month Club”, you might be a redneck.
If your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever been hunting on a tractor, you might be a redneck.
If your yard has more than ten ceramic figurines, you might be a redneck.
If you think the ultimate beauty treatment is using Preparation-H to prevent wrinkles, you might be a redneck.
If you must go through more than 2 gates to get to your home, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve never seen a film with subtitles, you might be a redneck.
If you own a pair of cut-offs made from double-knit pants, you might be a redneck.
If you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever talked back to characters on the movie screen, you might be a redneck.
If you won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car, you might be a redneck.
If your kids hide the Easter eggs under cow patties, you might be a redneck.
If your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs, you might be a redneck.
If three-fourths of all the clothes you own have logos on them, you might be a redneck.
If when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is how to lose them, you might be a redneck.



If your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end”, you might be a redneck.
If you can’t marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever laid rubber while traveling in a funeral procession, you might be a redneck.
If getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck, you might be a redneck.
If you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever towed another car using panty hose and duct tape, you might be a redneck.
If your coat of arms features a tire iron, you might be a redneck.
If you own a denim leisure suit, you might be a redneck.
If you use Armor-All on your leather jacket, you might be a redneck.
If your spare tire is a cement block, you might be a redneck.
If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, you might be a redneck.
If your spring wardrobe mostly involves using scissors, you might be a redneck.
If your tires are worth more than your truck, you might be a redneck.
If you tried to claim “loss of teeth” as an exemption on your taxes, you might be a redneck.
If your daddy’s legacy is a gun rack and Jerry Clower’s autograph on a Stuckey’s napkin, you might be a redneck.
If you bought your best pair of shoes off the impulse rack by the register, you might be a redneck.
If you think beef jerky and Moonpies are two of the major food groups, you might be a redneck.
If you take out a home improvement loan to buy a new camper shell, you might be a redneck.
If you and six of your neighbors split a cable bill, you might be a redneck.
If Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people, you might be a redneck.
If you prefer car keys to Q-tips, you might be a redneck.
If you have a sign on your front door explaining house rules and liability, you might be a redneck.
If people don’t recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood, you might be a redneck.
If your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline, you might be a redneck.
If you participate in a “Who can spit tobacco the farthest?” contest, you might be a redneck.
If you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball cap, you might be a redneck.
If you’re not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you do like to look at the pictures, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever had to appear in court because of your dogs, you might be a redneck.
If the front license plate of your car has the words “Foxy Lady” written in airbrush, you might be a redneck.
If your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting, you might be a redneck.
If any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp, you might be a redneck.
If all of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes, you might be a redneck.
If you have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on, you might be a redneck.
If you have ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon, you might be a redneck.
If you own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off, you might be a redneck.
If you refer to your beer gut as “the old tool shed”, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever stolen a Neighborhood Watch sign to put in your yard, you might be a redneck.
If your boots cost more than your wedding ring, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever vacationed in a rest area, you might be a redneck.
If you always thought “Guns and Roses” was something you get for your anniversary, you might be a redneck.
If you proposed in a Denny’s, you might be a redneck, you might be a redneck.
If the passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door, you might be a redneck.
If you had to hitchhike on your honeymoon, you might be a redneck.
If you think “Chablis” is the name of last month’s Playboy centerfold, you might be a redneck.
If you save cooking grease in a coffee can, you might be a redneck.
If you inherited a Styrofoam cooler, you might be a redneck.
If there’s no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents, you might be a redneck.
If your doghouse and your living room both have the same shag carpet, you might be a redneck.
If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever had to move a car seat to make love, you might be a redneck.
If you’re familiar with Copenhagen but have never heard of Denmark, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it, you might be a redneck.
If you think a stock tip is advice on wormin’ your hogs, you might be a redneck.
If you don’t have a home phone.
If you think “Ross Perot” is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early, you might be a redneck.
If you think “trash TV” is something in your backyard, you might be a redneck.
If stealing road signs is a family outing, you might be a redneck.
If you think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever changed the numbers on your house so the police can’t find you, you might be a redneck.
If you have an above ground pool and you fish in it, you might be a redneck.
If your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches, you might be a redneck.
If an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall, you might be a redneck.
If you thing “megabytes” means a good day fishing, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever picked up a woman in a convenience store, you might be a redneck.
If your deer stand has an address, you might be a redneck.
If you have more things with Hank Williams Jr.’s name on them than your own, you might be a redneck.
If you think a lavatory is a breed of dog, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever taken a date flowers you’ve stole from a cemetery, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever relieved yourself from a moving vehicle, you might be a redneck.
If you use old auto parts as a boat anchor, you might be a redneck.
If your pickup truck and wife are the same age, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever given livestock as a wedding present, you might be a redneck.
If you think safe sex means putting on the emergency brake, you might be a redneck.
If people hear your car a long time before they see it, you might be a redneck.
If your 23-channel CB radio is used to communicate with your family, you might be a redneck.
If your bridal veil was made of window screen, you might be a redneck.
If you call your boss “dude”, you might be a redneck.
If you repaint your pink flamingo every spring . . . but not your house, you might be a redneck.
If you have ever carried leftovers home in your handbag, you might be a redneck.
If you think an oil change involves a comb and a bottle of Vitalis, you might be a redneck.
If you whistle to get the attention of your waiter or waitress, you might be a redneck.
If your college graduation ceremony includes parallel parking an 18-wheeler, you might be a redneck.
If you think ribs come from Europe, you might be a redneck.
If your toothbrush is a hand-me-down, you might be a redneck.
If the nearest liquor store is brewing in your basement, you might be a redneck.
If your Friday nights consist of lots of Budweiser and a mechanical bull, you might be a redneck.
If you have used a potato peeler to remove a corn, you might be a redneck.
If the Marlboro man is your idol, you might be a redneck.
If you see a sign that says “dip in road” and you stop to see what flavor it is, you might be a redneck.
If you think a canopy goes under the bed instead of over it, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever had a conversation about truck tires that lasted more than an hour, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever fished from over a fence, you might be a redneck.
If you have ever taken lawn furniture to a drive-in, you might be a redneck.
If your state senator is willingly photographed with no shirt and a leather vest on a Harley, but refuses to take a Breathalyzer test, you might be a redneck.
If you think virgin wool comes from ugly sheep, you might be a redneck.
If you keep catfish in your aquarium, you might be a redneck.
If you think truffles are a brand of potato chips, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever bought a used cap, you might be a redneck.
If you know all the verses to the “Hee Haw” song, you might be a redneck.
If your car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it, you might be a redneck.
If your greatest accomplishment is the 10-pound turnip you grew, you might be a redneck.
If any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern, you might be a redneck.
If you think people who have electricity are uppity, you might be a redneck.
If you know how to milk a goat, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever committed a crime with a lawn mower, you might be a redneck.
If your two best friends are named Skeeter and Possum, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever hollered, “You kids quit playin’ on that sheet metal”, you might be a redneck.
If your idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday night, you might be a redneck.
If your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever named a child for a good dog, you might be a redneck.
If there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline, you might be a redneck.
If your local newspaper has a front-page feature called “Cow of the Week”, you might be a redneck.
If you don’t need a clean shirt to go to work, you might be a redneck.
If you bum a dip from your mother, you might be a redneck.
If you have the entire WWF slurpie cup collection proudly displayed on a shelf in your trailer, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite mixed drink includes Yoo-Hoo, you might be a redneck.
If you think “Hooked on Phonics” is a fishing show, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever attended a dance at the bus station, you might be a redneck.
If your guest bedroom is also your tool shed, you might be a redneck.
If you spend three days in line for Reba tickets, you might be a redneck.
If you can’t keep your cats out of your car at night because the interior smells like fried chicken, you might be a redneck.
If you think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product, you might be a redneck.
If you drive more than thirty miles to save money on a pack of cigarettes, you might be a redneck.
If you spend most of your time in the laundromat so you can watch TV, you might be a redneck.
If grass is growing in the floor boards of your car, you might be a redneck.
If the highlight of your day is finding the prize in a Cracker Jack box, you might be a redneck.
If the auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts, you might be a redneck.
If you own a flamingo with buckshot holes in it, you might be a redneck.
If your third-grade class has a no-smoking section, you might be a redneck.
If your wife left you for last year’s winner of the hog-calling contest, you might be a redneck.
If your flashlight holds more than four batteries, you might be a redneck.
If it took the smartest kid in your 6th-grade class three times to pass his driving test, you might be a redneck.
If you cut your wedding cake with a chain saw, you might be a redneck.
If you cut your toenails in front of company, you might be a redneck.
If a woman says she’s game, so you shoot her, you might be a redneck.
If your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive, you might be a redneck.
If you ask for the honeymoon suite at the Motel 6, you might be a redneck.
If you hear a siren and your first instinct is to hide, you might be a redneck.
If you use a bedsheet as a sofa cover, you might be a redneck.
If you use the shaving cream made for tough beards . . . and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.
If you regularly see kinfolks on “America’s Most Wanted”, you might be a redneck.
If you refuse to slide in softball because you don’t want to crush your cigarettes, you might be a redneck.
If the emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name, you might be a redneck.
If your car has more than two exhaust pipes, you might be a redneck.
If people come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business, you might be a redneck.
If your indoor house plants aren’t in pots, you might be a redneck.
If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you might be a redneck.
If you wear a tank top to your mother’s funeral, you might be a redneck.
If your front yard looks like a Toys R Us after a tornado, you might be a redneck.
If you think a chain saw is a musical instrument, you might be a redneck.
If everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rear view mirror, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever accepted an invitation written on a bathroom wall, you might be a redneck.
If making beer is a neighborhood project, you might be a redneck.
If you clean your fingernails with a stick, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever gotten in fist fight in a laundromat over a drier, you might be a redneck.
If there is a restraining order on your pets, you might be a redneck.
If you secretly get your firewood from your neighbor’s yard, you might be a redneck.
If you wipe your feet before you walk out of your house, you might be a redneck.
If your 5-year-old can rebuild a carburetor, you might be a redneck.
If your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat, you might be a redneck.
If you take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants, you might be a redneck.
If your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it, you might be a redneck.
If your car insurance deductible is higher than the value of your car, you might be a redneck.
If in preparation for your upcoming wedding, your register your Tupperware pattern, you might be a redneck.
If you are famous for your impression of a dog choking on a chicken bone, you might be a redneck.
If you consider tattooing a do-it-yourself job, you might be a redneck.
If one of your fantasies involves a bulldozer, you might be a redneck.
If your wife’s best shoes have steel toes, you might be a redneck.
If your picture is on the wall of more than three bait stores, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck, you might be a redneck.
If you buy a police scanner to keep up with your relatives, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever used a laundromat as a mailing address, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws, you might be a redneck.
If your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever gotten carbon monoxide poisoning while driving your vehicle, you might be a redneck.
If your screen door has no screen, you might be a redneck.
If there are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets, you might be a redneck.
If the receptionist is responsible for checking the rat traps at your place of business, you might be a redneck.
If your family reunion is sponsored by a beer company, you might be a redneck.
If your church has a “happy hour”, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever shot someone over a mall parking space, you might be a redneck.
If there is trophy in your house with the word “spitting” on it, you might be a redneck.
If you open beer bottles with your belt buckle, you might be a redneck.



If you’ve ever filled your deer tag on a golf course, you might be a redneck.
If you tell Grandpa he has something in his teeth and he takes them out to see, you might be a redneck.
If you use the “O” on the stop sign in front of your house to sight in your new rifle, you might be a redneck.
If you punish your children by taking away their chewing tobacco, you might be a redneck.
If you think every bottle of wine comes with a screw cap, you might be a redneck.
If you wear your softball uniform even on the days you’re not playing, you might be a redneck.
If your pickup truck used to be a car, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite fishing lure is TNT, you might be a redneck.
If your dates regularly expect you to light their cigars, you might be a redneck.
If you stockpile pork and beans, you might be a redneck.
If your daddy handed out cigarettes the day you were born, you might be a redneck.
If you use baling wire to keep your car door closed, you might be a redneck.
If your mom is lighting bottle rockets with her cigarette while walking the children on Halloween, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever lost your wife in a poker game, you might be a redneck.
If your house feels a bit lonely when winter comes and the last fly dies, you might be a redneck.
If you send your kid in for treatment because you think he’s hooked on phonics, you might be a redneck.
If the air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago, you might be a redneck.
If there are more than 5 animals sleeping in your bed, you might be a redneck.
If your best pick-up line for women is written on your baseball cap, you might be a redneck.
If you had a receding hairline in the 6th grade, you might be a redneck.
If you think “social consciousness” means how well you can hold your liquor, you might be a redneck.
If you spit on your own floor, you might be a redneck.
If your bring a bar of soap to a public pool, you might be a redneck.
If you keep a pellet gun by the front door, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever participated in a burp-off, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever heckled during a eulogy, you might be a redneck.
If your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat, you might be a redneck.
If your dog rides in the front seat and your kids ride in the back, you might be a redneck.
If you taught your children how to play “Pull My Finger”, you might be a redneck.
If you own half a pickup truck, you might be a redneck.
If the church social committee is afraid to meet at your house, you might be a redneck.
If If you own a trophy that includes the words “cow chip toss” on it, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever made love on a tire swing, you might be a redneck.
If the first question your mother asks upon checking into the motel is, “Where’s the nearest liquor store?”, you might be a redneck.
If you show strangers your war wound, you might be a redneck.
If your mailing address includes the word “holler.”, you might be a redneck.
If the Salvation Army comes to your house and takes the wrong furniture, you might be a redneck.
If there are antlers nailed to the outside of your house, you might be a redneck.
If you fill up the bathtub just to test out a fishing lure, you might be a redneck.
If your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist, you might be a redneck.
If you own every Box Car Willie album, you might be a redneck.
If you refer to your dog as your youngest, you might be a redneck.
If you select a date’s corsage to match her tattoo, you might be a redneck.
If you’re over 30 and still giving other people “wedgies”, you might be a redneck.
If you have three first names, you might be a redneck.
If turning on your lights involves pulling a string, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever water-skied in your underwear, you might be a redneck.
If you throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it, you might be a redneck.
If your garbage man is confused about what stays and what goes, you might be a redneck.
If the hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your house, you might be a redneck.
If you think a dashboard is the best place to keep your hats, you might be a redneck.
If for your first anniversary you take your wife to dinner at the Wal-mart snack bar, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever slow danced at a Waffle House, you might be a redneck.
If you videotape fishing shows, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever had sex while wearing work gloves, you might be a redneck.
If there is more carpet on your toilet than on your floors, you might be a redneck.
If your wedding toast was made with a quart of Old Milwaukee, you might be a redneck.
If you hang pickled eggs and pop-tops from your Christmas tree, you might be a redneck.
If your chili’s secret ingredient comes from a bait shop, you might be a redneck.
If someone asks, “Where’s your bowling bag?” and you answer, “She’s at home with the kids”, you might be a redneck.
If your masseuse uses lard, you might be a redneck.
If your family’s #1 enemy is revenuers, you might be a redneck.
If your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it, you might be a redneck.
If when describing your kids, you use the phrase “dumb as a brick”, you might be a redneck.
If your favorite cap says, “Baby maker”, you might be a redneck.
If you’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop, you might be a redneck.
If you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by, you might be a redneck.
If you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present, you might be a redneck.
If you are allowed to bring your dog to work, you might be a redneck.
If chiggers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns, you might be a redneck.
If the flood history of your area can be seen on your living room walls, you might be a redneck.
If your wife has been involved in more than six bar room brawls in the last two weeks, you might be a redneck.
If your wife has a set of earrings that you use as a fishing lure, you might be a redneck.
If you fish coins out of public fountains, you might be a redneck.
If your Grandma keeps a spit cup on the ironing board, you might be a redneck. (from Carl Elston)
If your neighbor has a refrigerator on his front porch stocked with beer so he won't have to get off the sofa to welcome friends, you might be a redneck. (from ThomasChargers)
If you put a 5 dollar bill in a pop machine, you might be a redneck. (from SEG5270164)
If you steal money from the Salvation Army buckets, you might be a redneck. (from Jethro Bob)
If you have ever been evicted from a place you own, you might be a redneck. (from JNie106388)
If you live in El Reno, Oklahoma, you might be a redneck. (from RGoeri1036)
If you stare at a can of orange juice, because it says "concentrate, you might be a redneck." (from Elizabeth Morales)
If you take your wife to your mistress's wedding, you might be a redneck. (from Poochy Lady and Buzz^1)
If you use channel locks for a nose hair trimmer, you might be a redneck. (from Scott Gentry)
If it took you twenty years to figure out how to add single digit numbers, you might be a redneck. (from Renisja)
If you spit in the skillet to check the temperature, you might be a redneck. (from Jrf5664)
If your father is in the same grade you are, you might be a redneck. (from Jrf5664)
If the best 5 years of your life were in the second grade, you might be a redneck. (from Bnsmxpd)
If your richest relative invites you over to take the wheels off his new trailer, you might be a redneck. (from Bnsmxpd)
If you're on your third marriage and still have the same in-laws, you might be a redneck. (from Loubrain)
If your 14 year old daughter smokes at the dinner table - in front of her two kids, you might be a redneck. (from Loubrain)
If on the 4th of July you spend it at the waffle house beside a drunk while waiting to get your pastor out of jail (true stroy), you might be a redneck. (from BugJhnny)
If a full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck, you might be a redneck. (from sobeerman)
If you win the lottery and buy a double wide trailer, you might be a redneck. (from Scottk1000)
If your wife is so ugly you take her everywhere you go so you never have to kiss her good-bye, you might be a redneck. (from sobeerman)
If you have to use a ladder to get in your truck, you might be a redneck. (from sobeerman)
If you ever fly a kite with a fishing pole, you might be a redneck. (from LOOKWEBRSMT)
If you wear flannel shirts no matter what season it is, you might be a redneck. (from MEllin4266)
If you have more than 5 fast food bags in your car, you might be a redneck. (from MEllin4266)
If Rocky Top is your favorite song (for all the Vols fans!), you might be a redneck. (from MEllin4266)
If your divorce granted from first wife and your license to wed to your second wife are in the same newspaper, you might be a redneck. (from Karen Ray)
If your girlfriend thinks you're a real gentleman because you only scratch your crotch while playing softball, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If you stop picking your nose in traffic long enough to wink at the girl next to you, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If you found your wife's christmas present along side the road, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If you think the Roman Empire has something to do with a cell phone, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If your mother kicked you out of the house because you sold her favorite saw to buy a deer tag, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If you have to keep a step ladder handy to open your truck door for your girlfriend, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If you ever been rushed to the emergency room because you swallowed your redman, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If your daughter gets married before you do, you might be a redneck. (from MojoDncr)
If when finally mowing your lawn, you find an engine block you didn't know was there, you might be a redneck. (from MojoDncr)
If you have the bail bondsman on speed dial, you might be a redneck. (from MojoDncr)
If you think the "Nutcracker" is something you do on the diving board, you might be a redneck. (from MojoDncr)
If your excuse for missing your oldest sons graduation is, "Hell woman, you think the crappie bite like this all year?", you might be a redneck (from JCol641202)
If you hear someone mention the depression and you think they are talking about when Bubba's Market ran out of Skoal, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If you just hate getting strip searched by the guard every time you go visit your cousin Bubba, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If you've ever asked an Amish guy on a horse and buggy if he thought he could out run your John Deer, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If you've ever asked a priest why he's wearing that sissy turtleneck, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If your favorite event at a wedding is the spittin' contest, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If your momma makes two turkeys for Thanksgiving, one for the family and the other for the dogs, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If you have to camouflage your best crops when a helicopter flies over, you might be a redneck. (from JCol641202)
If your mother always said keep your nose clean and from this day on you pick your nose, you might be a redneck. (from Cheesyd13)
If you cook perogies in beer, you might be a redneck. (from Stan Konkel)
If you and your best friend paint flames on your car and it looks better, you might be a redneck. (from Stan Konkel)
If you've ever returned bottles so you could buy beer with the deposit money, you might be a redneck. (from Stan Konkel)
If your ashtray is too full, so you use the floor, you might be a redneck. (from Stan Konkel)
If you use a gas can to fill up your pick up truck, you might be a redneck. (from bdk)
If you use dental floss to restring your banjo, you might be a redneck. (from bdk)
If you have a trophy from a tractor pull, you might be a redneck. (from bdk)
If your favorite song has the name of a truck company in it, you might be a redneck. (from bdk)
If you have to climb the town's water tower to save your sister's honor, you might be a redneck. (from Nan)
If you and your dad walk to school together because you are in the same grade, you might be a redneck. (from Nan)
If your dad plays "the pull my finger" joke at family gatherings, you might be a redneck. (from Nan)
If you have more deer heads on your wall than family portraits, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If you go to a bar to cheer on your mother in mud wrestling, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If your pillow case doubles as your bowling bag, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If you keep your fingernails long to open you snuff can, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If you think the internet is something you use fishing, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If you have more insurance on your hunting dog than you do on your house, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If when someone asks to see your kids you show them the goats, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If you have to take out a loan to pay off the tire store, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If you ever shot a deer with a tater gun, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If you have ever worn camo to a funeral, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If your idea of home security is keeping all the guns loaded, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If you have ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck. (from Russell)
If you're at a family reunion and you wear a shirt that says,"I'm related to you!!!", you might be a redneck (from SeXXXyByRd)
If your belt buckle doubles as an I.D., you might be a redneck (from SeXXXyByRd)
If you bum a smoke from your third grade kid, you might be a redneck. (from SeXXXyByRd)
If you know which leaf is best to use when you're out of toilet paper, you might be a redneck. (from SeXXXyByRd)
If when you brought your baby home, it slept in a dresser drawer, you might be a redneck. (from SeXXXyByRd)
If your Halloween jack-o-lantern has more teeth than your wife, you might be a redneck. (from Benji256)
If you are the youngest in the family and the first to graduate, you might be a redneck. (from Shawn Bancuk)
If your neighbors refer to you as the pig farmers and you don't have any pigs, you might be a redneck. (from Shawn Bancuk)
If you play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey and get four teeth kicked out, you might be a redneck. (from DNut5007)
If you think think the phrase "chicken out" means one of your pets has escaped, you might be a redneck. (from DNut5007)
If you refer to your wife and mother-in-law as "dual air bags", you might be a redneck (from DNut5007)
If you've had a custody fight over a hunting dog, you might be a redneck. (from POOHBEARLQ)
If you burn your lawn instead of mowing it, you might be a redneck. (from POOHBEARLQ)
If you bring a video camera to a funeral, you might be a redneck. (from POOHBEARLQ)
If you have ever mowed the grass and found a car, you might be a redneck. (from DreamJLE)
If you have more than 3 family members by the name of Billy Bob, you might be a redneck. (from Rebel6869)
If you swallow a minnow just to impress the lady cashier at the local bait shop, you might be a redneck. (from cbreeze22)
If you flick rubber bands at cockroaches, you might be a redneck. (from LTre201867)
If you wait all night to shoot one mouse with your grandma's BB gun, you might be a redneck. (from LTre201867)
If you take your car to the repair shop to have the dounut tires rotated, you might be a redneck. (from Jennifer Newman)
If you make change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. (from DINOHEAD42)
If you can recite your vowels in one burp, you might be a redneck. (from Shannon)
If you practice your cow chip throwing techniques while they're still fresh, you might be a redneck. (from PUPPYKONIG@)
If you take a bag to an All-You-Can-Eat bar, you might be a redneck. (from Hendu16)
If you use your native language, to cuss at your kids, to cover up the fact that you are a redneck in your native country, you might be a redneck. (from butterflybady)
If your favorite stick is your fishing pole, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If your favorite shoes were bought at a yard sale, you might be a redneck (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If your bathroom is your favorite make-out place, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If none of these jokes are making sense to you, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you use your weed whacker as a toothpick, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If your wreath is made out of beer cans, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you use duct tape as bikini wax, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you learned the alphabet by eating Cambpell's alphabet soup, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If your engine is duct-taped to your car, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If your outhouse is in your front yard, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you wear your Mom's dress that she wore at her funeral, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you clean your toilet with the tooth brush that you use every day, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you have sheep in your backyard because they never, ever tell, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If your favorite song is --------Old McDonald!!!!!, you might be a redneck (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If your toilet seat says "Sit Here", you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If when you were younger you sold fresh, cold pee as ice-cold lemonade, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If PMS stands for "Parent Medical System", you might be a redneck (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you bathe your cat in the toilet, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you use your shower curtain as your Prom dress, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you use your shoe as a tobacco can, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you use your water gun as a shower sprayer, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you use your boxers as a surrender flag, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If your trasportaion is your boat, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If your favorite place is your deer stand, you might be a redneck. (from BLUEDAZE94016734)
If you think dingle berries are a fruit, you might be a redneck. (from CelticRebl)
If you strung Christmas lights on an old truck parked in your yard, you might be a redneck. (from Thomas Smith)
If you give your best bud a carton of cigarettes as a wedding gift, you might be a redneck. (from Shirley L McDonald)
If the tailgate on your truck is also your lawn furniture, you might be a redneck. (from RednkJeff)
If your at a family reunion, your mother-in-law goes to the bathroom and then says, "Y'all come look at this 'fore I flush it", you might be a redneck (from Kim Y.)
If you had to call the police department to get your flare gun back, you might be a redneck. (from Wayne D. Maxted)
If you use the CD-ROM drive on your computer to hold your beer, you might be a redneck. (from SSIS87)
If you've ever had sex in a satelite dish, you might be a redneck. (from GTTEAMBMX)
If you own more than 5 trucks that you need ladders to get into, you might be a redneck. (from Angel)
If you have a piece of cardboard that says "No Trespassing" beside your front door, you might be a redneck. (from HellraisernNC)
If your wife's idea of a sanitary napkin is one of your dirty work socks left beside the toilet, you might be a redneck. (from JsscStev)
If you always start a story with "Y'all aint gonna believe this!", you might be a redneck (from RE3Freak)
If you think that "Winnie-the-Pooh" is something your Granny just left on the rug, you might be a redneck. (from Muffy19234)
If you have three kids named: Peggy Sue, Peggy Jean, & Billy Bob, you might be a redneck. (from JGK)
If your truck has a variety or different make of parts (ex. Chevy radiator, Dodge starter, Ford body), you might be a redneck. (from CrazyredriderX)
If you eat your daily road-kill out of the same dirty bowl every night, you might be a redneck. (from Robinsaponaro)
If you bring home from school a certificate as "The Best Reader in the Fourth Grade" for three years in a row, you might be a redneck.
If your pick-up has four new tires and none of them are the same size, you might be a redneck. (from Gaylene Cooper)
If you go to the bank for a loan and the loan officer asks to see the stock you have listed as collateral, so you bring in the three hogs you bought last month at the auction, you might be a redneck. (from Gaylene Cooper)
If your life savings is buried in your back yard, you might be a redneck. (from TEDMARIEJ)
If you walk the ends off your jeans instead of hemming them, you might be a redneck. (from Loki, the friendly maniac)
If you thought the Y2K Bug was a new species of insect, you might be a redneck. (from Mdebel22486)
If you thought the Sega Dreamcast was a new fishing rod, you might be a redneck. (from Mdebel22486)
If you buy your china as a grocery store special every week, you might be a redneck. (from MIRALLY)
If your neighbor uses left-over house paint to paint his car, you might be a redneck. (from JAY W.GUYER)
If you use mason jars to make lamps, you might be a redneck. (from JAY W.GUYER)
If your grandma gives you a wedding present wrapped in christmas paper, you might be a redneck. (from JAY W.GUYER)
If you can see all your family members when you're in your own bed, you might be a redneck. (from JAY W.GUYER)
If your dad guts one of the old TV's for a another knick-knack shelf, you might be a redneck. (from JAY W.GUYER)
If you think beef stroganoff is when the bull is playing with himself, you might be a redneck. (from EJASpfld)
If the other 13 trailers out back of yours belong to your children and their families, you might be a redneck. (from Adrian Everett)
If all you want for Christmas is deer pee, you might be a redneck. (from Nick English)
If your 2-year old has more teeth than you do, you might be a redneck. (from Lane007Fan)
If your dog can smoke a cigarette, you might be a redneck. (from Lane007Fan)
If you think "Old Yeller" refers to your brother's tooth, you might be a redneck. (from Lane007Fan)
If you have a house that's mobile and 16 cars that aren't, you might be a redneck. (from Lane007Fan)
If you have more than 4 vehicles up on blocks in your yard, you might be a redneck. (from Lane007Fan)
If you buy a padded headboard to practice safe sex, you might be a redneck. (from Vern Dutta)
If you spray-painted your dog hunters orange to, "make him look more decent like, you might be a redneck." (from Dave Simons)
If you've been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like, you might be a redneck. (from Bak2525)
If your best laundry bag is made by Hefty, you might be a redneck. (from MARANN77)
If you're going up the highway and hear a kid ask his mom if he can get out and push their car too!, you might be a redneck (from rifsm2)
If you've ever worn a tie with a flannel shirt, you might be a redneck. (from JOSHUA SNYDER)
If someone accuses you of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck. (from Scott Bender)
If you were allowed to drink beer and date the teacher all through high school, you might be a redneck. (from Tornaday)
If you painted your truck camouflage and now you can't find it, you might be a redneck. (from Tornaday)
If you've ever sold your car for gas money, you might be a redneck. (from Lee Wood)
If you've ever picked up your girlfriend in a John Deere, you might be a redneck. (from SC7886637)
If your wife wears tight leather and it makes her look like a re-tread, you might be a redneck. (from Gary Watts)
If your brother is your wife's favorite son, you might be a redneck. (from Bryce)
If your lawn mower gets better mileage than your car, you might be a redneck. (from CRnuts3)
If you run a garden hose from outside, through a window to fill your indoor hot tub, you might be a redneck. (from John H. Richardson)
If your local funeral home has a drive-thru, you might be a redneck. (from Lamar Fuller)
If when you buy your new bride a burned down trailer and tell her you're gonna "fix it up a little", you might be a redneck (true story). (from Tommy Miller)
If you heard that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so you moved, you might be a redneck. (from Anthony & Celeste)
If you refer to deer hunting as a religion, you might be a redneck. (from Anthony & Celeste)
If you wore camoflauge to your wedding, you might be a redneck. (from Anthony & Celeste)
If truck drivers tell your wife to watch her language, you might be a redneck. (from Beanoeightlegs)
If you wear a tube top to a wedding, you might be a redneck. (from Beanoeightlegs)
If you think good china is China without any Chinese people, you might be a redneck. (from airman120)
If someone can circumcise you by kicking your little sister in the jaw, you might be a redneck. (from Shane Woods)
If the most common phrase in your house is "someone go jiggle the handle", you might be a redneck (from Shane Woods)
If you purposely feed the cockroaches, you might be a redneck. (from Shane Woods)
If you shop lift from a yard sale, you might be a redneck. (from Dunkshoot2)
If your uncle's 14 year old kid is out in the front lawn and sayin "Ai Pane Ai Pane, you might be a redneck." (from SailorLife2088)
If you itch your butt in front of your wife, you might be a redneck. (from TImboysfive)
If are missing a lot of teeth, you might be a redneck. (from TImboysfive)
If you have beer cans all over your yard, you might be a redneck. (from TImboysfive)
If you don't take a shower for a long time, you might be a redneck. (from TImboysfive)
If you use the word ain't a lot, you might be a redneck. (from TImboysfive)
If you miss your 5th grade graduation becasue your are called for jury duty, you might be a redneck. (from REAGAN)
If your sister is also your aunt, you might be a redneck. (from Oldnavyret)
If your toilet is a 5 gallon bucket, you might be a redneck. (from Stormshopper)
If you have 500 men working under you and you cut grass at the cemetery, you might be a redneck. (from JoeDebDem)
If you can spit tobbaco juice through the holes in your truck's floorboard, you might be a redneck. (from Lemans82)
If your sister has ever asked to borrow the backhoe, you might be a redneck. (from ADAMSBOERGOATS)
If somebody says, "HO DOWN" and your wife falls to the ground!!, you might be a redneck (from Jay)
If you pave your parking spot just because your neighbor calls you a red neck, you might be a redneck. (from Siress24)
If the first thing you do in the morning is check your critter trap, and you're dissapointed when it is empty, you might be a redneck. (from Blondebomb0068)
If you scratch your butt at night and smell your hand in the morning, you might be a redneck. (from REDNECKDONI)
If you've ever had to put on a pair of boots to go to the bathroom, you might be a redneck. (from Ketchumtrainer)
If your deer stand has an address, you might be a redneck. (from Ketchumtrainer)
If you and your dog have the same toilet, you might be a redneck. (from Ketchumtrainer)
If there is anyone named Cletus in your family, you might be a redneck. (from Ketchumtrainer)
If you've ever attended a Gun and Knife show as a dealer, you might be a redneck. (from Ketchumtrainer)
If you have a motor swinging from a tree in your yard,a dog tied to the fence post,and someone sitting in a rocking chair that's over 75 and has a Remington 12 gauge ,a spit cup, and Copenhagen in the back pocket, you might be a redneck. (from Ketchumtrainer)
If you have a peeing contest with your wife and she wins, you might be a redneck, you might be a redneck. (from Whozyourdaddymac)
If you have a tattoo that says "I Love My Mommy" and mommy is spelled wrong, you might be a redneck, you might be a redneck. (from Whozyourdaddymac)
If you shop-lift from Goodwill, you might be a redneck. (from Cody D.)
If your family gathers for Monday Night RAW, you might be a redneck. (from b_purple_waves_8)
If you know what a jockey lot is and you go more than once a week, you might be a redneck. (from TStorm)
If you've ever used a toaster to light your cigarette, you might be a redneck. (from BuckeyesRC)
If you're on a date and you see a childhood friend and you tell your date "she is like my sister" and that makes her worried, you might be a redneck. (from DreaFos)
If you refuse to shave or bathe until you've bagged your first deer of the season, you might be a redneck. (from Debnhar427)
If your first name consists of initials, you might be a redneck. (from Debnhar427)
If you nick-name children "possum" and "critter", you might be a redneck (from Debnhar427)
If you wear camouflage pants with a plaid flannel shirt and combat boots, you might be a redneck. (from Debnhar427)
If you call your wife "ma" and want her to call you "pa", you might be a redneck (from Debnhar427)
If you own a badly made, ugly gun cabinet that you made in wood shop, you might be a redneck. (from Debnhar427)
If the only songs you know on guitar are Lynard Skynard songs, you might be a redneck. (from Debnhar427)
If Hank Williams, Jr. is your hero, you might be a redneck. (from Debnhar427)
If you use the word "man" at least four times in each sentence you speak, you might be a redneck. (from Debnhar427)
If you carry a gun to the store "just in case the car breaks down and a stranger approaches to help", you might be a redneck (from Debnhar427)
If you spray crawling bugs with hair spray and light them on fire with a lighter, you might be a redneck. (from Debnhar427)
If directions to your house include "turn off the paved road", you might be a redneck (from Megamuff927)
If you exclaim "Whoo, Doggy , tell ya what!!" when you see your coon hound have pups on your living room floor, you might be a redneck. (from PhoneGrrl21)
If you have ever used spit tobacco as a fish attractant, you might be a redneck. (from RGrycki)
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If your 5 year old calls your mother MOM and YOU Debbie, you might be a redneck. (from PLUMBINGuy)
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If you had your own parking space in Jr High, you might be a redneck. (from PLUMBINGuy)
If you have a "church" cap, you might be a redneck. (from PLUMBINGuy)
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If your idea of the newspaper is a 14 year old copy of Dog Fancy, you might be a redneck. (from TheDude77691)
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If you have to fill your toilet up with lake water to use the bathroom, you might be a redneck. (from TeresaandJoeS)
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If you're having sex with your wife and she tells you, "That tickles", you might be a redneck (from O4josh)
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If your husband is going out hunting and puts on urine and it turns you on, you might be a redneck. (from Tab358)
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If you took your sister/brother to the prom, you might be a redneck. (from Tab358)
If you think dressing up is putting on all your camo, you might be a redneck. (from Tab358)
If you keep all your guns in a fire-proof locked safe and everything else out in the open, you might be a redneck. (from Am9786)
If you have a bumper sticker that says, "Kiss the crack below my back", you might be a redneck. (from Jordan452313)
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If your children look more like your brothers-in-law than your husband you are worried that he might notice, you might be a redneck. (from MadameJaye)
If you make your dogs sleep on top of the house in the rain because you can't afford to patch the roof, you might be a redneck. (from MadameJaye)
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If you borrow a sleeveless T-shirt from your Mom, you might be a redneck. (from BlueEyesc4me)
If your living room furniture doubles as your camping gear, you might be a redneck. (from BlueEyesc4me)
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If you can grunt like a deer and you are proud of it, you might be a redneck. (from BlueEyesc4me)
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If you drive your tractor along the highway, you might be a redneck. (from Gordon24Knight)
If your family reuinions consist of ex-wives, you might be a redneck. (from Gordon24Knight)
If you need a truck to move your barbecue, you might be a redneck. (from Yolanda)
If your toenails stick out the end of your tennis shoes, you might be a redneck. (from KrazeyRay)
If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids, you might be a redneck. (from Larubia3207)
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If you drive through your car port to park your blue Pinto in the backyard, you might be a redneck. (from Flyers3102)
If your birthday cake consisted of nothing but Twinkies, you might be a redneck. (from Joker0159)
If you shave your beard and find a french fry, you might be a redneck. (from GeneralLee01311)
If you have ever asked your dad for the keys to his Mack, you might be a redneck. (from Dbdtruckin)
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If your truck is stolen and sold by your mother to buy beer and Copenhagen, you might be a redneck. (from Kirk and Julie Snyder)
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If you think 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck. (from SteelCowboy47)
If instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. (from SteelCowboy47)
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If you have a Rebel flag in your front yard!, you might be a redneck (from junior5241)
If you have your t.v on top of empty beer cans and call it recycling, you might be a redneck. (from SailorSpringStar)
If your dishwasher consists of kids that you baby-sit, you might be a redneck. (from SailorSpringStar)
If you think that the apple com-pu-ter is the latest in new fangled tech-o-nol-o-gee, you might be a redneck. (from SailorSpringStar)
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If the town policeman stops by so much, you know his 5th grade GPA, you might be a redneck. (from SailorSpringStar)
If your airplane cost you less than 15 hundred bucks and uses two stroke oil, you might be a redneck. (from Lawrence Benton)
If you say "I tell you wut!" more than 3 times a day, you might be a redneck. (from Kelly)
If your daddy's last words were "Hey ya'll look what I can do!", you might be a redneck (from Kelly)
If your lawn furniture was in your house last summer, you might be a redneck. (from Kelly)
If your car uses more oil than gas, you might be a redneck. (from Shelly1179)
If you have ever used a turkey baster bulb to get something out of your ear, you might be a redneck. (from Kim Scurti)
If your dog wants you to be the girl tonight, you might be a redneck. (from TDOGG333)
If you use the car that is broken down in the driveway as a tool shed, you might be a redneck. (from Scrpah5454)
If fine dining is the Waffle House, you might be a redneck. (from Ferrari92687)
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If you fall in love with a girl and write "I Love You" using duck tape, you might be a redneck. (from BillyBobBaitShop)
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If your race car looks and runs better than your own car, you might be a redneck. (from Beisballer9)
If you get drunk while mowing the grass, you might be a redneck. (from Donnie)
If you have a beer cooler on your riding lawn mower, you might be a redneck. (from Donnie)
If you have ever opened a beer bottle with your truck door, you might be a redneck. (from Donnie)
If hot dogs and pork-n-beans are your favorite Sunday night dinner, you might be a redneck. (from DeposRus)
If your hair is five times as long in the back as it is on top, you might be a redneck. (from DeposRus)
If you put mud grips on your new Cadillac, you might be a redneck. (from Patsyweeksj)
If your Mama yells, "Close the screen door boy, you're letting all the bugs out!", you might be a redneck (from RSki460957)
If you have no idea who the President is but you can name five NASCAR drivers in a single belch, you might be a redneck. (from Roni1010)
If you actually know what "puked a motor" means, you might be a redneck. (from Roni1010)
If you've ever been in a fist fight involving the phrase "Dale Earnhardt is the Intimidator", you might be a redneck. (from Roni1010)
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If if the dashboard of your work vehicle is covered with empty cigarette cartons and Mountain Dew bottles, you might be a redneck (from Shaun McElhinney)
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If you refer to Walmart as going to the mall, you might be a redneck. (from Shaun McElhinney)
If your sister/brother is also your cousin, you might be a redneck. (from Txdixiechick01)
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If you go coon hunting with a spot light instead of a dog, you might be a redneck. (from THREEDDONZI)
If you hunt deer from a moving vehicle, you might be a redneck. (from THREEDDONZI)
If your wife's deer head hanging on the wall is bigger than yours, you might be a redneck. (from THREEDDONZI)
If you take your wife fishing and she out fishes you and all your buddies, you might be a redneck. (from THREEDDONZI)
If your wife can out drink you or any of your friends and is willing to prove it, you might be a redneck. (from THREEDDONZI)
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If your mama has more gadgets and accessories on her pickup truck than you do, you might be a redneck. (from THREEDDONZI)
If you got more antennas on your truck than the local TV station, you might be a redneck. (from Honeybee24595981)
If you call a chicken a yard bird, you might be a redneck. (from Oamanecer0)
If you get a ticket cause you got a confederate flag as a front license plate, you might be a redneck. (from Daisy May)
If the police are looking for you in a brown truck so you wiped off the mud a bit so they wouldn't recognize you, you might be a redneck. (from Daisy May)
If your wardrobe consists of nothing but camo and flannel, you might be a redneck. (from REDNECKTNKER)
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If you're homeschooled and you date someone in your class, you might be a redneck. (from JOYFULJENNY)
If your Mama was ever asked to leave a Bingo game because of her language, you might be a redneck. (from FOGHATIRONHEAD)
If you've ever put a tarp in the bed of your truck to use it as a swimming pool, you might be a redneck. (from Donna R.)
If you finally mow your front lawn and you find the pickup truck that you thought was stolen, you might be a redneck. (from annonymous)
If you know exactly how many cans of spray paint it takes to paint a 1976 full size Chevy truck, you might be a redneck. (from ChickenFryes)
If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart, you might be a redneck. (from Aannetta)
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say cool whip on the side, you might be a redneck. (from Aannetta)
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If your kids eat on the floor while your dogs eat at the table, you might be a redneck. (from Countryboyz4x4)
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If you think "manual labor" is a Spanish ambassador, you might be a redneck. (from Danspumpkins)
If you have ever had to gift-wrap a tire, you might be a redneck. (from Danspumpkins)
If your dog's collar costs more than the clothes you are wearing, you might be a redneck. (from Danspumpkins)
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If your whole yard has chickens and cows in it, you might be a redneck. (from Girlsloveme67863)
If you not only pass the beans at the supper table but your teeth so Billy Bob can chew them also, you might be a redneck. (from Keith S. Penna)
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If you think garbage pickin' is a hobby, you might be a redneck. (from REGGIE101372)
If your grandmother has to be taken out of bingo because of her language, you might be a redneck. (from Gwing12345)
If your wedding cake was made by Sara Lee, you might be a redneck. (from Koston03)
If the figures on your wedding cake wore overalls, you might be a redneck. (from Koston03)
If you have to change gears in your pickup by opening the hood and moving the gear arm, then jump back in before the truck drives off without you, you might be a redneck. (from Patrick A. Hall)
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If you've ever gotten a "lap" dance from your sister, you might be a redneck (from GBandS4ever)
If the fairground's main attraction is to see who can throw cow pie the farthest, you might be a redneck (from CallmeWinsie)
If you take your dog on more vacations than your wife, you might be a redneck! (from CallmeWinsie)
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If your only time spent sober is the time spent getting another 6 pack, you might be a redneck. (from Bordem420)
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If your Sunday vest is green and consists of three different fishin' lures, you might be a redneck. (from KnightofNi62)
If you think that "loaden up the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck. (from KnightofNi62)
If your pick-up is at least 3 colors, you might be a redneck. (from Caputsevilno)
If all of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch, you might be a redneck. (from Caputsevilno)
If you think coming from a broken home means your trailer has a flat, you might be a redneck. (from Caputsevilno)
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If the words Nascar, tire, dog or shotgun appeared in your wedding vows, you might be a redneck. (from Danspumpkins)
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If your idea of a family cook-out is the whole family gathering around the Chevy with the hood up, you might be a redneck. (from Herferd)
If your Computer has Winders 95 instead of Windows, you might be a redneck. (from dfowler779)
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If your favorite fishing hole has more car parts in it than a junk yard, you might be a redneck. (from dfowler779)
If you think your sister is sexier than your wife, you might be a redneck. (from dfowler779)
If you and your dad share the same mistress, you might be a redneck. (from dfowler779)
If you ever told your Mom that she looks sexy in mini skirts, you might be a redneck. (from dfowler779)
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If you get kicked out of the KKK for being a bigot, you might be a redneck. (from Korn2122)
If you got your pickup truck from a lake, you might be a redneck. (from Tekman228)
If you wore your Burger King hat to your Prom, you might be a redneck. (from Billybob1388)
If if you think hocking loogies onto oncoming vehicles should be an Olympic sport, you might be a redneck. (from HaulMail37311)
If you get your 4-wheel drive stuck, you might be a redneck. (from HaulMail37311)
If your mechanic looks under the front of your car or truck and asks if you work for the Roadkill Cafe, you might be a redneck. (from HaulMail37311)
If you have a rebel flag displayed on your truck, you might be a redneck. (from HaulMail37311)
If your son Bubba J.r. uses his school locker as a gun cabinet, you might be a redneck. (from GoWest78)
If your Mama has failed the 3rd. grade five times, you might be a redneck. (from Chillichikk)
If you were born and raised in a pickup truck, you might be a redneck. (from Tekman228)





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